The complete thing. Landing page, order form, emails, thank-you page, piped into your CRM. Built in days, not the weeks an agency takes. Same standard. The time we save is handed to you, not kept as our margin.
Human brain. AI speed.
It’s the thing we’re selling, and the proof.
You approve the quote. Then comes the onboarding pack. A call with the account manager. A call with the copywriter. Wireframes from the designer. A slot in the developer’s queue. Weeks later, if the wind is right, a funnel.
You paid for the wait as much as the work. We know, because we ran it that way for years, and we were good at it. Good enough to generate more than £36.2m for clients. But the wait was never the value. It was just the wait.
I stepped back from client work to rebuild how we build: Claude Code, a modern stack, the unglamorous R&D. I came back able to do the same job in a fraction of the time.
Of course we use AI. Everyone in this game does. The difference is what we do with the time it saves: we hand it back to you and charge for the funnel, not for the wait.
This is not the AI slop you could churn out yourself. We build it. Senior people, the same Test. Measure. Scale. method, the same standard we always shipped. The AI collapses the build time, not the standard.
- Nick, Test Tube Marketing
You get the whole selling system, built on our stack and handed to you at the end running on accounts in your name, with your leads and sales feeding straight into your CRM.
| Funnel | Build window | Price (+VAT) |
|---|---|---|
| Book-a-call funnel | 72 hours | £3,250 |
| Lead magnet funnel | 48 hours | £2,190 |
| Book funnel | 72 hours | £3,450 |
| Webinar funnel | 72 hours | £2,750 |
| In-person workshop funnel | 96 hours | £4,250 |
These are our target windows. Most types ship in 72 hours; a bigger build takes a little longer. We confirm the exact guaranteed window for your funnel, in writing, before you pay. Not sure which you need? That’s what the call is for.
The only meeting. We work out what you need.
We draft it from the call. You fill it in.
We take one build a week, so a slot is a real thing, not a formality.
Not when you sign. You can watch it count down.
Your first version lands inside the window.
You have 24 hours to give them.
It’s yours, on your accounts, feeding your CRM.
Your funnel built in 72 hours. Or it’s free.
The clock starts when your inputs are complete and your slot opens, whichever is later, not the moment you sign. That part is on you, and it’s the only part that is. If we’re late on our side, it’s free. No wriggling. The fine print lives in the terms. The promise doesn’t need it.
This page was built with the exact process we’re selling, and timed honestly. The thing being sold, selling itself.
Behind it: more than £36.2m generated for clients under Test Tube Marketing, and years of building funnels the slow way before we engineered the fast one.
But don’t take a sales page’s word for it. Use the work. Two real builds, two honest clocks, right here without leaving this page.
If you need it built inside GoHighLevel, or your own platform, we’re honestly not your people, and we’d rather tell you now. We build on our stack. That is what makes the speed possible. Your leads and data pipe into your CRM at the end, which is the feature, not the compromise.
We’re not the cheapest, and there are no retainers. One project, one fee, paid up front. If you want an account manager to phone every week, that’s the old model. The old model is the thing we left.
from £2,190 + VAT
Priced against what an agency quotes for the same work over several weeks, minus the several weeks. Every price is on the menu above, and we confirm yours in writing before anything is booked.
Look at the page you’re on. It was built this way. We use AI the way a good surgeon uses better instruments: the judgement is still ours, and it’s senior. The slop you’re picturing is what you get when there is no one skilled holding the tools.
You’re not buying our hours. You’re buying the funnel, the senior judgement inside it, and a delivery date we put money behind. The agency version cost about the same, with several weeks of waiting bolted on.
Same standard, faster. If we miss the window, it’s free. We wouldn’t put money on it if we were winging it.
One round of edits is included, inside 24 hours of delivery. After that there is a published rate card. No surprises, no negotiation, and no awkward favours.
We build one funnel at a time, properly. Book the call and we’ll tell you the next slot that’s free.